Monday, December 06, 2004

CHAOS

Californian Weirdo: I don't like fish, marine fish
Jim: You are listening to KAOS here in Los Angeles.
Californian Weirdo: I don't like fish.
Jim: Yes, we've established that. Ah! Do you have a
request?
Californian Weirdo: Shell fish, guppy, salmon, shrimp
and crab and lobster, flounder, I hate fish, but I think most of all I hate fresh fish, like trout. I hate fresh trout. My least-hated, favourite fish would be sole. That way you don't have to see the eyes. Sole has no eyes.
Jim: Oh no!

I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog.
Jim: Thank you.
I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog.
I'd like to be home with my monkey and dog.
I'd like to be home with my monkey...
Jim: They don't care. Shut up. Play the record.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

salam khale hajar. az oonjaii ke mokham dir compile kard khoob nafahmidamesh. but I`d just like to be home, with my nothing. I`m going under dear aunt.