Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Oh my camera!

"And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight But my hands been broken, one too many times So I'll use my voice, I'll be so f*cking rude Words they always win, but I know I'll lose" For the record I would have edited the beginning and the end out!
Agenbite of inwit.
Inwit's agenbite.
Misery! Misery!

Monday, January 21, 2013

"No I'm not bisexual, I have dual sexuality disorder!"

Me, to a dude who after complementing me on my attire apologized to me, saying that he knew it was not my _market_, and in response to my surprise - "What do you exactly mean?" - concluded that I must be bi-sexual! Oh Capitol Hill. 

PS: Does the fact that I find incidents such as this fascinating and greatly enjoyable, mean my response was  factual and not sarcastic?