A. calls and asks how I'm doing! I said fine I guess, don't know, how come? turns out my today's horoscope has outed me!

"Tell the world how you feel -- they need to see that you've got some serious emotional issues, even if they can't really help out just yet. Write a blog post, talk to a good friend or sit your family down."

So here it is, my blog post. Are you happy now dear whatever astrology website this came from?